Today I learned that an acquaintance of mine, a friend of a friend, committed suicide two days ago. This was a man I met face to face two or three times for not longer than an hour and a half each time. I also spoke on the phone with him once for about 15 minutes and exchanged some text messages back and forth. I would not say he was a great friend, but he was at least a friend or becoming a friend.
A man who six weeks ago I did not know from some schmuck sitting on the bus. A total stranger in my life you could say. But, a man three weeks ago I shared some laughs and heard his struggles over a coffee and some toast over breakfast on a Sunday morning with some mutual friends. A man who shared with me a website to watch free movies. A man who genuinely cared for others. A man who invited me over to his house for a BBQ but I could not make it due to prior commitments. A man who had a wife. But a man who was deeply troubled. Outside he seemed fine. No handicap. He didn’t walk with a limp. No physical deformities. Just looked like any other dude getting by in life. He liked watching movies. He talked about the beach and swimming.
But a man who inside had some stuff going on. Stuff that I could not even imagine. A man who by his own admission heard loud noises in his head. Louder than a fire alarm going off. All the fucking time. Loud bells of a fire alarm in his head all fucking day. But still a man nonetheless. Struggling to get by. Struggling even just to live. But the struggle was too much and the struggle ended two days ago.
No more loud noises.
Rick, I am not angry. I am sad. I just hope you are in a better place.
Note: Post updated one week after original post. Original Post left as is below with the update noted at very bottom of post.
I started a campaign about 24 hours ago entitled “Go Fund the Wall. Build the Wall” (read about it here at previous blog post) and it has been a wild, fun and entertaining 24 hours since that post. But, the only one who seems to enjoy the post is me.
Sadly, My campaign post page to build the wall has been taken down:
It started this morning (my time) when I received the below email:
My well written and actionable response:
Multiple friends called my campaign A “brilliant” idea. But alas, my brilliant idea was stomped on by paramilitary keyboard warriors at the Redwood City, California Headquarters of Go Fund Me.
I also have been banned from Go Fund Me:
Like a one night stand gone bad, Go Fund Me has kicked me to the street at 3:30am on a rainy Saturday night/Sunday morning without my shoes and half my clothes to try to stagger my way home.
I feel a bit hurt. I would like a call or text the next day. Or at least a hug and some breakfast before I am kicked out the back door so the neighbors won’t see me. “Come on, just let me stay over, I’ll be gone before your roommates are up, I promise!”
I feel used. Pumped and dumped. Hit it and quit it.
But I do take a bit of pride in my ability to get banned immediately.
The one donation I received will also be refunded:
Save your work. This is a freshman year lesson that I failed to heed. I had a great, (obviously my own opinion) well written post. But I wrote it directly in the Go Fund Me site and did not save it elsewhere.
Sadly the only part saved from my original post is this screen shot:
Creativity is not appreciated. Come on Go Fund Me (and anyone else reading), I thought this was hilarious and good fun.
I even put the category as “Community and Neighbors” 🙂 haha!
Update on March 6, 2017. (one week after original post)
I contacted Go Fund Me support and after some back and forth, I was able to reinstate my account. So the ban noted above was an exaggeration. I have yet to start a new campaign, however I can log in and no longer receive the “digital wall.” Thanks!
It seems that no one wants to front up and pay for the much hyped and promised for wall during the presidential campaign of Donald Trump (LINK). Mexico was supposed to pay for the wall and now they don’t want to. In Mexico’s defense, I don’t think they ever really wanted to pay for it.
Here’s my idea: Let’s let those that voted now put their money where their mouth is. Pay for your precious wall!
Donate now to protect the border and the freedom of people of the United States of America.
Update March 29, 2017. 2pm Pacific Time.
I received an e-mail from Go Fund Me that they do not like the post and it needs updates:
“You’ve received this email because your campaign did not include the following information in your story:
1. A clear explanation of how you know the beneficiaries. 2. A clear plan on how you intend to deliver your donations.”
So I made the below changes to my campaign page. Let’s hope it gets back up soon!
Any suggestions are welcomed to get this needed Go Fund Me Page up!
I will answer the above now:
1. I know the beneficiaries as I myself am a U.S. Citizen and will benefit from the building of the wall. I personally know thousands of U.S. Citizens from just living my life. Everyone else in the U.S. is a beneficiary from everyone I know to those who will benefit by just being a citizen. As a result, the entire U.S. Population will benefit from this necessary and worthwhile Go Fund Me Campaign.
2. I will deliver the donations through a check made payable to the United States Government delivered by certified mail to President Trump at:
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW
Washington, DC 20500
How to not be accepted by Google Adsense for advertisements to your website.
Google’s Motto is “Don’t be Evil.” However, what if they are evil and that is just a front? A scam to pull the wool over the eyes of the flock of people on the interwebs? I don’t know. I’m just a bit pissed that they denied me for their services, thus me thinks they be evil.
What I do know is that this website is a hobby. And you can easily see it too. Just look at the design. A current 4th grader could make a better presentation. But then they would not have the wonderful life experience that I have to share with you. 🙂 I also update it about it once every few months. About as much reliability as a intercity Thai bus schedule. But I actually have random people visit my site. Yesterday, I had 8 people read one article on thrift store shopping in Orange County! Let’s just say we have a niche market here.
But this being a hobby did not stop me from applying to Google for their adsense program.
Adsense is a program to place ads on websites. Yes, those annoying ads on the side of every site I wanted to put on my own site. Google even advertises: “Turn your passion into profit.” (Link) So I had a grand scheme to make money off my hobby. Time to get in tune with reality! That just ain’t going to happen.
I will relay my story of attempting to sign up for a Google Adsense. This happened half a year ago and I am finally getting around to writing about it. I forget the actual process to apply, but I am assuming I linked my Gmail account to my website.
Immediately after I received a response which was promising:
Alas, I got a response soon after that My account does not qualify as is “does not meet our program criteria” Fine.
Is it because I use an apple computer and own an iphone? Nah, probably because I use vulgarity and am quite spastic. I am unprofessional. Good to know. Also good to know I need to step up my game to be included in the Google way of life. But, I actually hate ads so I am quite the hypocrite to even to want to put up ads on my site.
In reality, probably better to not have ads. And I should be thankful for Google to deny me rather than resentful.
So, from now on I am just going to do this for fun and for free. There is Liberation in that. Freedom!
Sydneysiders love the water and the City of Sydney proudly provides the community with 5 outstanding aquatic centres. While each centre is different, they all boast 50-metre pools for lap swimming as well as a smaller pool for learners and leisure seekers.The stunning Andrew (Boy) Charlton Pool is located on the edge of the harbour and is famous for hosting its namesake's world-record races in the 1920s. During the 2012 off-season it was closed for a major renovation and it now looks better than ever.Cook + Phillip Park is partially underground and was designed to make the most of the natural light that streams in from outside. Its pools are indoors and open all year round.The new Prince Alfred Park Pool was opened on 13 May 2013. The pool is the first fully accessible, heated outdoor pool in the local area. Year round opening hours are being trialed until 2015.
The Ian Thorpe Aquatic Centre, named after the Olympic gold medallist, is a standout example of contemporary architecture. Designed by Harry Seidler and Associates, the building is shaped like a wave and cost $40 million to construct. It opened in 2007.The Victoria Park Pool was the first in-ground public pool to be built in Sydney when demand for such facilities boomed in the 1950s and 1960s. Opened in 1953, the pool has been refurbished many times but the original building has been preserved.All that and moreEach aquatic centre offers a range of other facilities and services, including full-size gyms, indoor courts, fitness classes, massage/physiotherapy treatments and cafes.
Cook & Phillip is a good winter option as it is indoors, close to CBD or city hotels for any visitors. Can be a positive or a negative depending on your situation, but there are a lot of little kids at the Cook & Phillip pool on the weekends. It has a massive kid pool area. So if you have children, great. But if not, be prepared for a lot of children about. Not to be a Grinch about it, just pointing it out.
Both VictoriaPark (outdoor) and the Ian Thorpe Aquatic Centre (indoor and has a spa/sauna) are other options, but I have not been to either so I cannot opine on their greatness or improvements.
An overdue article on the differences of living down under; Australia! I have been in Australia 9 months now. As an American living and working in Sydney Australia, there are surprising quite a few cultural differences. There’s always the first two questions of
What’s your opinion on trump? (do you really want to know?! Or are you just saying something to fill the void of empty conversation)
Do you own a gun? (well, not anymore!)
But alas, someone else had my idea of summarizing the cultural differences in Australia with an article titled: 24 things expats find surprising about Australian working culture. (Link. Tip: if the link does not work as AFR may block you, just google the article title and click in that way. Works for me when I don’t want to pay for the articles!)
Very timely article for me as I am feeling a bit out of place in Australia and some of my favorites or the ones I relate to the most:
The Dance (#1 in the above referenced article). Just at the bank today.
Teller: “What do you think of your new president?”
Me: “ Ahh, none of your business.”
Come on bro, This is no bank related. plus I DON’T CARE!! Just fix my credit card you fools! Ergh.
Or a separate example. At the copy shop yesterday to get a report bound for work. The receptionist started to chat to the customer about ‘the tennis” (in reference to the Australian Open of Tennis played in Melbourne) before getting the order down for the copy request.
Everyone assumes you know what they are talking about. A lot more assumptions. Maybe because everyone tends to be on the same page more in Australia and less dissenting opinions?
The Slang (12 in article) Example that I heard within my first week at my job: “Why don’t you update the spready to put it in the pack for the preso this arvo?”
WTF?? especially to this American. But translated to ‘merican English:
Please update the spreadsheet to put it into the power point for the presentation this afternoon.
Or “That’s all right” used instead of “You’re Welcome” In America. After someone else says thank you. This still catches me off guard. As in that aussies are not used to being thanked? Americans probably say ‘thank you’ more often that we should and definitely more often that Australian’s (see # aaaa about being direct in the linked article above). Directness.
Won’t be long. This is used everywhere from the coffee shop to the copy shop. To signify. Please wait. As in I have no idea how long this will take, but not “Long” quite a cop out, face saving tactic.
Next waiting. Called out by the teller at the checkout counter. Theoretically makes sense. But in the states we just say “next”.
Coffee (22 in article) Everyone likes coffee and wants to go for a coffee. And everyone has their own special spot they have to go to for coffee. Aussies are mad (aussie term for crazy) about their coffee and think it is the best. But, it is not. All it is is milky caffeine.
Flat whites are the rage here. But come on, they’re Just espresso with heaps (aussie slang for lots) of milk. Latte. Same thing. Espresso with milk.
Where is the flavour? I need a cup of joe! Brewed coffee!!
No coffee at work. Well, that is a bit of an exaggeration. There is coffee in the office, but it is all Nescafe instant coffee. Tastes like drinking hot dirt.
But the worst is alll the coffee shops close at like 4 or 5pm. Why no late night coffee shops? I guess because of the big drinking culture in ‘Straya. Starbucks may get a bad rap down here, but at least it is open late and you can hang out and do work.
I am curious where all the students do their late night studies if the coffee shops are closed? Just a thought.
My own contributions:
Late Lunch Lunches don’t start until after 1pm. I would be back by 1pm in the U.S.! No biggie, just different. Also, lots of people eat breakfast as work (Mainly toast or cereal). I think more people eat breakfast at home before work in the States. Again, just a difference.
As a Souther California native, I find the weather in Sydney a bit bipolar. Just yesterday morning it was over 85 degrees F (35 C) and humid. A very sticky, icky day. Now it is 72 F (22C) WTF! Why the sudden change. If are moving from New York, Sydney is probably going to be awesome. But for a spoiled Southern California guy, the humidity is a killer. I am drenched in sweat before I even sit down to my desk at work in the morning!
Make sure to have an umbrella as it showers here. California just gets storms and you get like a 3 day warning something is coming. Not so in Sydney.
“Book with confidence at qantas.com At qantas.com, we understand that everyone loves to score a great deal. This is why we offer a Price Promise on Qantas flights, hotels, cars, transfers, activities and cruises. If on the same day after your purchase (or, in the case of cars, book) any of these products at qantas.com, you find the same identical product is available to purchase on any Australian website, marketed to consumers located in Australia that is operated by a company with an active ABN/ACN, for a lower publicly available price, we’ll match it.”
I decided to take advantage of this “price promise” as I will be traveling from Australia to Thailand in October.
But first, why did I even book with Qantas anyway?
I need to fly in October to Bangkok from Sydney. I will be traveling in October to meet up with a few friends.
From a review of a few travel sites, the price is the same or within $5AUD of the other competitors (emirates and Thai) flying with Qantas. Now I have not flown any of these three airlines, (Thai, Emirates or Qantas), but flying from Australia as it is an Australian airline, I am a recent frequent flier member (with 0 miles!) but I anticipate to fly from Australia in the future, I was looking to fly Qantas to start accruing some Qantas points, along with other reasons.
I also was a bit weary to buy from a ticket agent. Call me old fashioned, but there seems to be a sense of comfort buying direct from the airline, thus with the price promise in place, Qantas is trying to appease customers like me and it worked as you can see by reading on.
Also, Qantas also has a high safety rating (source 1 and source 2) and is rated highly as being an on time airline (source)
The qantas price was actually what I feel that to be a fairly good deal. $734 AUD (with a Credit Card processing fee of $9.60 AUD; the credit card fee I think is a bit ridiculous, but I will save a rant for that later).
Bestjet.com was advertising $680 AUD. But I bought with Qantas and submitted a price claim.
On to the Price Promise Review:
2:30pm Flight purchased from Qantas.com and subsequent screen grab from competitor site ( BestJet via a search on skyskanner link:http://www.bestjet.com/review)
2:50pm Claim Submitted and automated e-mail response received.
3:13pm Claim Successful! And response received I will get: “53.36 AUD to match the lower rate found.”
Now I won’t get this until I leave on my trip, but it will help subsidize my Thailand fun!
Key things to point out when submitting your Qantas Price Promise Claim:
Submit your claim the same day. Not only does your screenshot have to be from the same day you bought your ticket, but your claim needs to be submitted the same day.
Need a time stamp within your screenshot.
Screenshot has to be less than a certain size. I had to resubmit my price promise application because my screenshot was too big a file size. So make sure you get that automated confirmation e-mail after you submit to ensure your request went through.
What a great freaking weekend!! Pink pussy all over the television. Granted, mostly hats. I just want to write about pussy. And what a great excuse!!
I have not written anything on this site in ages and this post sure won’t make friends. Purely out of fear of what people will think, I have not posted. And this will probably piss anyone off who reads it. But here goes anyway.
So, a warning to cover my ass and give me an excuse to carry on, some pure drivel follows.
All because the 45th president of the United States is not a woman. Dare I even mention his name?
Donald J. Trump.
And this bloke who is now the president of the U.S.A said some stuff people don’t like.
Before it becomes outlawed for a man to say pussy, or before I completely disowned by everyone I know, I would like to have some fun writing about Pussy too!
You see, I now live in Australia. 10,000 miles from current events in ‘Murcia. I am a bit isolated from happenings on the mainland. Hell, I gave my homeland a giant Fuck You 9 months ago when I got up and left to move halfway across the world.
But in my honest opinion, I don’t think the Pink Pussy Hat Women’s March pushed the edges far enough. Should have taken the tone of the guys from south park or NOFX and really pushed the envelope.
Something like the Bleeding Vagina March?
Or the Crusty Cunt March.
Did you know that there are over 140 ways to say pussy, (according to this site)? Could have had so many signs!
Like George Carlin Says, You can’t say Cunt in America (link). But guess what!? You can in Australia!!
Cunt is a sacred Aussie Word. A term of endearment between good mates (friends) and used to signify friendships as in:
“he’s a good cunt.” (said with all the utmost positivity) (for those who are unsure a simple google search will backup my claims)
But Cunt can also signify distaste, like the more common usage in America.
As in: “he’s a fucking cunt”(said with disgust)
Notice how cunt is used referring to a male in the above examples. There is no regard for gender with the Australian usage of the word cunt. Where in the U.S it is only used for females (think of how El Presidente Donald might refer to Hillary).
Now, keeping the above in mind and to bridge the gapping, spreading wide gap that would be a hotdog in a hallway of all this recent bi-partisan shenanigans, about the new president, Donald J. Trump,
I made a Haiku:
Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt
Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt
Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt
The best part is that the above Haiku can be both positive (based on the Australia way of saying Cunt) or Negative (the American version). So take your pick! I am here to be Generous and not take sides.
To end on a happier note for the pink pussy hats, make sure to buy your dildo of the day. (purely a promotional link and a shout out to a friend who may read this far ).
With Peace and Love, G’ day Mate. You all are all right and a bunch of good cunts for reading this far.
After a recent time of being sick, I thought that it would be time to stock up on vitamins. However, I am in Australia. Vitamins here are expensive. Super expensive. At Coles, the local grocery store, it will run you over $25 AUD for a 60 day supply of a mens’ multivitamin (Link) or Vitamin C at over $30 (link). Plus it is hard to get melatonin in Australia (I use melatonin to help for sleep; wiki link here). Amazon sells the same Melatonin in the U.S. at US $11.58, but sadly Jeff Bezos at amazon and his team will not ship to Australia. Walmart does not either, but I will be damned if I ever shop at walmart again.
After my complaints to an Aussie coworker, she recommended that I try iherb.com. iHerb sells a 180 capsule package of Melatonin for AU$17.15 (US$13.08 at current exchange rates) Not too bad. Plus iherb.com will ship for free orders over $40 (to both the U.S. and Australia). So On July 3, I stocked up and bought from iherb.
On to the iherb.com review.
The site is fairly straightforward and easy to use. They sell everything I needed to buy and then some. (aspirin, vitamin C, Melatonin and NAC at the recommendation of this blog)
The timing on the shipment: Purchased on July 3. In my hands on July 12th at 8am. 7 business days later to ship accross the vast pacific ocean. I could have had my vitamins sooner, but I had to physically go to the post office to pick up my goods.
No U.S.A dropoffs from UPS or fedex in Australia. Like Mitch hedberg says, “I love my fed-ex guy cause he’s a drug dealer and he doesn’t even know it…and he’s always on time” (As a side note, Mitch also likes toast too)!
I am a satisfied customer.
If you are in the U.S. and have an Amazon prime membership, which is probably most people these days, Iherb may not be the best option for you as Amazon will get you sorted in a couple of days. However, for those outside of the U.S.A looking for a good option to get your supplements and vitamins, check out Iherb. I used them and
Don’t take my word for it, read their slick marketing page here
Go to the Star Casino and spend your week’s rent in 12 minutes at the blackjack table.
Double down on an eleven against a dealers 4. Get a 2 for a 13. Dealers pulls a ten then a five. Dealer has 19. Lose. F#ck this shite. Stagger around like a drunk. Shell shocked from the sudden loss for five minutes until you bump into the craps table and continue to lose another $300 in three quick rolls. 7 out. Screw you guys, I’m going home. But I can’t afford a taxi. Uber on the credit card then. Get home and pout around some more. Take a nap. It’s Sunday. and midday.
According to this site, About 115,000 Australians are classified as ‘problem gamblers’ with a further 280,000 people at ‘moderate risk’ with around 70 per cent of Australians participated in some form of gambling in the past year. Good thing I’m not Australian! Otherwise I would be a problem gambler. More Stats here. This is a country with an obsession with “pokie” machines too. AKA slot machines to the rest of the world. Every pub seems to have them and there are plenty of slot clubs around town. Plus online gambling is super easy. I set up an ubet.com account in less than five minutes, losing money better on Australia in the rugby last weekend. Wankers. Get your wallabies together!
I have been putting off going to the casino for a while, however my roommate has won over $5,000 at the casino. So I thought I would give it a go.
My Review on the Star Casino.
Back to the Casino. The whole place is different from Las Vegas.
Here are my initial thoughts:
No Free Drinks. The star, unlike Las Vegas does not hand out free booze to the players. Also the drink service is ridiculously slow. The waitresses do not work on tips in Sydney, there is less incentive to come by and help you. Vegas wins on the drinks side of things. I did find free coffee with a lady pushing a trolley (cart). I just had to sit at the slot machine and act like I was playing. But effectively a $500 coffee. Considering my losses.
BlackJack is different. Sure the same game where you try to get 21 and beat the dealer, but some variations on the set up and rules. The dealer does take a hold card immediately. i.e the dealer only pulls one card initially and then waits after all players play to pull more cards from there. So it feels like the players have more control of the game. But still probably a lot of luck involved. Where this comes into play is when the dealer’s first card is an ace. Seems utterly stupid to be hitting against a dealers Ace showing when he could very well have a natural blackjack (eventually in this case). Just a bit more drama I guess. Someway that must give the house a better edge. More chance for the player to bust and immediately lose.
A tie is not called a push. It is a stand off. Not that big a deal, but said with the Aussie accent and when you are down a grand, it gets quite annoying to be told “stand off!” piss off, I would rather win.
Side bets and betting behind the player. This has to be the biggest thing I hate about the way blackjack is played at The Star. Other players can bet with you or in “your box.” Ultimately, you as the player control the hand, but other people’s money is betting with you. Also there are side games like any pairs that people bet on who are not actually playing any box or blackjack hands. Moochers. GTFO.
Roulette is everywhere. I have never seen so many roulette tables. A large portion of the customers are asian and they sure love the roulette!
Lack of Craps.Only one craps table. I am assuming the payouts are the same. However max odds behind the pass line (or “win line” at the Star). The playing surface of craps table itself is also more jumpy. The dice fly off the table more frequently. The dealers are not as friendly. Very Very pushy to get you to throw the dice. To why inquires the dealer responded “we don’t work for tips here. “In Vegas they do and will be more friendly.” Interesting point.
No smoking inside. Could be a positive for some, negative for others. I remember that people were allowed to smoke wherever in Las Vegas.
Can’t wear hats inside. Fascists.
New card games to me. What the hell is Ponton? Blackjack Challenge? Plenty of options to throw your money around.
All writing has an element of sales as the author tries to sell you on his idea. Now is my pitch on the hypocrisy of the Australian laws on liquor versus gambling. The Star is conveniently located in the non-lockout section of Sydney. For a city that has cracked down on liquor and booze (essentially killing the kings cross section of Sydney and moving drinking to the Casino and Newtown. Article Here), they sure don’t care about the problems gambling can produce. In fact there are plans to build another Casino in Sydney (link) by 2021.
If you do go to the casino, make sure to enjoy some ice cream. Er, I mean Gelato. Get yourself an overpriced $7 a scoop at Get some overpriced Gelato Messina. Probably a better investment than gambling.