A discourse on the recent Trump inauguration. Or Let’s Grab America by the Pussy!

Pussy. Pussy. Pussy. Pussy. Pussy. Pussy. Pussy. Pussy. Pussy.

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What a great freaking weekend!! Pink pussy all over the television. Granted, mostly hats.   I just want to write about pussy. And what a great excuse!!

I have not written anything on this site in ages and this post sure won’t make friends. Purely out of fear of what people will think, I have not posted. And this will probably piss anyone off who reads it. But here goes anyway.

So, a warning to cover my ass and give me an excuse to carry on, some pure drivel follows.

Everything on Facebook the past few days is about pussy! How amazing. Pink pussy. Old Pussy. Young Pussy. Tight Pussy. Wet Pussy (with reference to the California flooding) Even male pussy:

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All because the 45th president of the United States is not a woman. Dare I even mention his name?

Donald J. Trump.

And this bloke who is now the president of the U.S.A said some stuff people don’t like.

Before it becomes outlawed for a man to say pussy, or before I completely disowned by everyone I know, I would like to have some fun writing about Pussy too!

You see, I now live in Australia. 10,000 miles from current events in ‘Murcia. I am a bit isolated from happenings on the mainland. Hell, I gave my homeland a giant Fuck You 9 months ago when I got up and left to move halfway across the world.

But in my honest opinion, I don’t think the Pink Pussy Hat Women’s March pushed the edges far enough. Should have taken the tone of the guys from south park or NOFX and really pushed the envelope.

Something like the Bleeding Vagina March?

Or the Crusty Cunt March.

Did you know that there are over 140 ways to say pussy, (according to this site)?  Could have had so many signs!

Like George Carlin Says, You can’t say Cunt in America (link). But guess what!? You can in Australia!!

Cunt is a sacred Aussie Word. A term of endearment between good mates (friends) and used to signify friendships as in:

“he’s a good cunt.” (said with all the utmost positivity) (for those who are unsure a simple google search will backup my claims)

But Cunt can also signify distaste, like the more common usage in America.

As in: “he’s a fucking cunt”(said with disgust)

Notice how cunt is used referring to a male in the above examples. There is no regard for gender with the Australian usage of the word cunt. Where in the U.S it is only used for females (think of how El Presidente Donald might refer to Hillary).

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Now, keeping the above in mind and to bridge the gapping, spreading wide gap that would be a hotdog in a hallway of all this recent bi-partisan shenanigans, about the new president, Donald J. Trump,

I made a Haiku:

Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt
Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt
Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt

The best part is that the above Haiku can be both positive (based on the Australia way of saying Cunt) or Negative (the American version). So take your pick! I am here to be Generous and not take sides.

To end on a happier note for the pink pussy hats, make sure to buy your dildo of the day.  (purely a promotional link and a shout out to a friend who may read this far ).

With Peace and Love, G’ day Mate. You all are all right and a bunch of good cunts for reading this far.

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